Hate to disappoint, but no Fabio cover art here.
I'm talking about other writing jobs, whether freelance or as part of a corporation. Consider that a writer keyed in every word that fills your mailbox with credit card offers, the gimmicks that cover the Captain Crunch box, the flower-and-fruit description of that Pinot Noir, and the script of the video for your next winter boots on Zappos.
Not only are these writers convincing, they are creative and succinct.
To illustrate: Welcome to JP's Hot Sauce Collection. The following labels represent only one-fourth of his stash, but the writing and artwork are top notch.
Hey, writing is writing, even if it's not found on a bookshelf.
It will also swell your eye shut if even a microdrop lands on your eyelid
as JP is shaking the bottle while standing next to you. Film at 11:00....
Lil Johnny's artwork landed him with a counselor.
Because of my job as a med transcriptionist, I LOVE THIS.
I guess if your head is on fire, a comedy show would be just the thing.
I'm certain there was manic giggling coming from this writer's cubicle.
Do I have any wealthy relatives?
Straight to the point. JP also had Pain 95%, which is now empty.
He met his match with this one.
Got any good examples of fabulous, non-book writing? I bet you do!