It's a classic ploy -- Ask your man a direct question about yourself. You know he doesn't know the answer. You count on him feeling bad that he hasn't paid close enough attention to know this fact about you, his beloved. You present him a way to remedy the situation -- which was what you wanted all along. Only, sometimes I forget JP might throw a monkey wrench in it.
Me: "Honey, what's my favorite dessert?"
Him: Blank stare.
Me: Blank stare.
Him: "Umm. Does movie popcorn count as a dessert?"
Me: "Some nights, yes, but I'm talking about my favorite, order in a restaurant, dessert."
Him: Shifts uncomfortably in his chair.
Me: "It's German Chocolate Cake." Pause to let the moment, the-new-found-knowledge-quick-rescue-the-mood feeling, sink in. "So I was wondering if we could go out..."
Him: "I'll bake you a cake!"
Me: "Aww, that's sweet, but I was hoping...."
Him: "No. It will be the best cake ever. We should make two and we give some away." He immediately fires up the Food Network website, a man on a mission. I drift away, supposing he'll change his mind, hoping I still might get to go to B&O Espresso.
The next day, he shows me a recipe. German Chocolate Cake with Coconut Pecan Cajeta Frosting and Chocolate Ganache. Clearly, we're not going the doctor-up-a-Betty-Crocker-Mix route. And I'm not being taken out.
But this was SO MUCH BETTER. The next day, we scoured the upscale market for things like goat's milk (check), vanilla bean (check), and muscavado brown sugar (well, C&H will just have to do).
For the next five hours, this is what we did. I was on cake duty. JP took the two frostings. It was a blast.
Cocoa, sugar, and illegal amounts of butter. Sigh....
Sugar water for the coconut-pecan frosting part.
He kinda looks like Emeril, right?
Coconut frosting taking shape.
The kitchen smelled like toasted nuts and caramel.
Meanwhile, back at the cake station...
Coffee and Hershey's Cocoa and Butter... three of the four food groups, right?
Hello, coconut pecan frosting goodness.
Cutting the layers in half sounded difficult, but JP nailed it.
It's hard to applaud and snap a picture at the same time.
Forget dinner and a movie.
Make a total mess in the kitchen. I'm talking a two-loads-in-the-dishwasher mess.
I promise, you will have the best time ever.
Also, if anyone out there is a food photographer, you are really pretty, and really gifted, and quite the ARTEEST.
I never truly appreciated your work till now.
Me and my point-n-shoot are humbled.
I'm trying to reach into the computer right now because I want that cake!
Posted by: Kelly Hashway | 09/16/2011 at 11:00 AM
When you come see me, we will do this. I will take photos.
Also, I was already in love with Jason, now, even more so. Hugs to him.
Posted by: amber | 09/16/2011 at 01:29 PM
I just have one word: DANGEROUS
Posted by: Angi Hansen | 09/16/2011 at 03:42 PM
KELLY -- I'll tell JP. That will make him smile. Thanks!
AMBER -- DEAL!!! And he loves you right back.
ANGI -- Tell me about it! We really did give away most of it, cuz there were two.... lord have mercy. In the end, I had two modest pieces. Miracle!
Posted by: Girl Parker | 09/16/2011 at 05:49 PM
Well done! I find so many people purchase everything ready made and there is absolutely no comparison between something you make yourself with all the ingredients from scratch and something purchased. One of my main beefs with American recipes is they usually go: one box of this, one can of that, one pouch of the other, another can of ready make topping etc. That is not real baking and you can taste the difference! Rant over...
Posted by: Elizabeth Young | 09/16/2011 at 07:37 PM
Chocolate bonding...what a treat! Thanks so much for inviting us along. But hey:
Can you substitute C&H for muscavado? I'm thinking of the final scene in Mostly Martha: "Can you really tell what kind of sugar I used?" "No, but I can tell what kind you didn't use..."
Posted by: Nancy McPherson | 09/17/2011 at 01:45 AM
OMG... I am salivating like crazy right now... Just may have to make a quick run to the supermarket... (Who am I kidding? I will go to the supermarket and BUY a German Chocolate Cake, because I am an absolute disaster in the kitchen, and my cake would DEFINITELY not look like yours.) Well done!!
Posted by: LisaAnn | 09/17/2011 at 07:48 PM
kitchen bonding..my favorite,and you know I can not cook.
These will be fun memories in the future with pics as proof..good going & great eating.
Posted by: kp | 09/18/2011 at 06:27 PM
Lady, you, your point and shoot, JP, and your cat, have all manage to blow me away with this cake! What wonderful people you are to take on this project! I'm humbled. And here I thought my kitchen endeavors were worthy. This post further reiterates that JP is a keeper, Emeril look and all! hee hee! Lori, I loved, loved this post! What fun! I want an encore! And no, the Significant Other and I will not be following in your footsteps. Sadly, we don't have what it takes--energy, curiosity, and the desire to please. :)
Posted by: Bella | 09/18/2011 at 07:17 PM
It's better because of all the love folded in, right?
I admire your & JP's audacity in making such a cake, but it looks like much fun was had by all. Congrats!
Posted by: Beverly Diehl | 09/19/2011 at 11:56 AM
ELIZABETH -- Isn't that so true?! What gives me the willies is the list of chemicals contained in the ingredients of those ready-made boxes. Scary what we do to our bodies!! I love the local bakeries who bake bread. They list their ingredients as flour, yeast, salt, water. Perfect!
NANCY -- hahaha!!! I'd totally forgotten that line. What a great movie.
LISAANN -- I don't blame you. Don't forget, I was merely jonsing to be taken OUT for dessert. We had a blast, but the five-hour baking session was JP's brainchild. I was all for a cute cafe. =)
KP -- You'd be proud of JP. He sure got Matt's genes for cooking. He loves it and takes over my recipes often. Sound like anyone you know? =)
BELLA -- I'm VERY sure your kitchen endeavors are worthy! Don't forget, I was hinting for a date out, so I'm nothing special. Neither JP nor I are cooks. We just followed instructions and wished for a professional cleaning crew afterwards. Thanks for your kind words - and don't sell yourself short. I happen to know you are one talented lady.
BEVERLY -- You're right! It was fun cuz we were making a mess and trying it together. Nice to break our routine of just going out. And it was great fun to share with all of you. Thanks!
Posted by: Girl Parker | 09/19/2011 at 02:31 PM